Please don't rub salt in my wounds

A digital slap in the face to myspace! In my delving into online communities I was left wanting. Well, not so much wanting as... vilified. In browsing that features were to be had on myspace, every band profile I was interested in looking at left me with the same message, something about routine maintenance....
But here's the thorn in my decidedly out-of-date side... I must admit defeat. OK, so there may be some interesting things on myspace. Up-to-date interviews etc. (And videos of people hurting themselves in stupid ways.)

So... I see reason to this aspect of myspace. I concede, partially.
But. I am still to be convinced to sign up. Observation and not participation is my thing, all those neat people with their pre-set-digital-camera-setting portraits will have to remain unknown to me at this point. I'm sure my life will be less fulfilling not chatting to all these neat people, oh well.